Labor Day naps

Because we work soooooo hard during the rest of the year, we used Labor Day to rest. Here are a few of our favorite napping places. We hope our US friends enjoyed their Labor Day holiday.

Finally - pictures

Thanks to our friends for letting us know about other places to upload videos. Our girl whined that she didn't want to learn another password, so she tried youtube again. It worked today.

The girl thought she was being cute by pretending that she only bought one new toy (and yes, these are copies of the exact same toys she bought us about a month ago). BLU and I are fighting over this toy.

BLU likes to take new toys, rip off major body parts and then rip them open. She also rips off body parts - like tails and ears. In this next video, she rips the ears off of the sheep.

BLU's next mission is to kill the squeaker. Notice how she ripped open the cow's back so you can see the squeaker. The girl was being obnoxious and teasing us with the squeaker. BLU finally stole it. Notice the girl's evil laugh. She said it was caused by the percocet she's been taking, but trust me, she always sounds like that.

I am much more refined in my destruction. I like to nibble at little things - the eyes, tags, extra strings. Eventually I will find a string in a seam and nibble at that until it opens up. BLU usually doesn't give me a chance to do that though. Once she opens up the toy, I pull all the stuffing out. (My girl is lame and doesn't know how to sew things so we just get new stuffies when our old ones are destroyed.) Ignore the pink. My girl bumped something on her camera that made everything pink. It is fixed now.

Killing these stuffies took about 20 minutes this time. Afterwards I was so tired I needed to take a nap. The girl's back is still sore, so she can't bend down to pick up the fluff. I think BLU should do it for her. I'm napping!

Toys!

Last night, the girl brough home toys for us! She got us another stuffed sheep and cow. She took a couple of videos of us tearing them apart, but for some reason, Youtube keeps giving her an error when they are about 95% loaded. Oh well. We had fun destroying them.

Put to work

My girl hurt her back the other day and can hardly move. I've been trying really hard to help her out. I've learned how to pick up all sorts of things that I never was allowed to touch before. I've learned to grab the telephone and the clicker for the tv (and most of the time, I actually give them to my girl). When I want to play catch, I drop the toy right in the girl's hand, rather than making her wrestle it from me. I've even offered to wash the dishes for her, but she won't let me do that. I am in charge of making sure she is ok. At night, she takes medicine for the pain. I don't think she sounds normal when she sleeps, so every couple of hours I hop on the bed and check to make sure she is ok. If she doesn't wake up to let me know she is ok, I stick my tongue in her mouth or up her nose. That always does the trick.
Comet

I've been trying to help the girl too. I pick up all of Comet's toys and put them in the toybox. That way the girl won't slip and hurt herself more. I'm also in charge of waking her up if she falls asleep on the couch. I don't want her to sleep in a position that will hurt her back. I tried to help her make a sandwhich the other day. She looked like it hurt to grab the meat from the fridge, so I volunteered to grab it for her. She didn't seem to thrilled with that help. I don't know why.
BLU

No pressies

What a rip off! The girl got home last night and didn't even bring us any presents! Can you believe it?

It was a little weird having her gone this time. The girl left on Wednesday afternoon, and Liz came by later that night. It was fun having Liz here. We like trying to see if we can distract Liz long enough for the alarm to go off. Hehehehe. She wasn't falling for that trick this time. She didn't even pet us when she came in the house. She went straight to the alarm and turned that off first. Then she sat down and pet us and gave us biscuits. We were worried that she would forget about our greenies, but she didn't. Liz stayed with us for two nights.

On the third night, the girl still didn't come home. Neither did Liz. :-(
Not to worry though, we weren't forgotten. Margaret came instead. She's not as much fun as Liz (we had to pace in front of the greenies because she would have forgotten them) but she was still very nice. Margaret stayed with us for 2 nights, and then the girl finally came home. Without gifts.

She even stayed home today. We thought she would take us to Petsmart to buy us treats. Nope. Instead she brushed us! How is that fair?

I was right.....

The girl got out the black bag again. I watched her put clothes in and and stick it in the car. It's her smallest bag, but it means she is going somewhere. I'm in a really bad mood now, because I bet that Margaret lady is going to come over tonight. As usual, Comet is oblivious.
BLU

Loud Storms

Last night before we went to bed, there were a few flashes of light in the sky, and a low rumbling. We didn't like the sound of it, but the girl didn't seem concerned, so we went to sleep. At 2:30 in the morning, nobody in our house was sleeping. The flashes of light were really really bright. There were loud loud booms that made our house shake. Even the girl woke up.

BLU got really scared and started pacing back and forth. The girl got up and closed the doggie door, so none of the scary light or noises could sneak into the house. BLU calmed down a little. Then the girl moved the laundry basked out of her closet and opened the door. BLU ran and hid in the closet. I jumped up and hid on the bed next to the girl.

We were all just about calm, when a really bright and loud boom hit at the same time. It even made a scary crackling hissing noise and set off all the car alarms in the neighborhood. BLU and I both hopped on the bed and buried ourselves under the girl's covers. Hopefully we won't get any storms tonight.
Comet

Swedish Lapphund?

Has the mystery of my breed been solved?
One of these pictures is of me - the other is of a pure Swedish Lapphund. Can you tell which is me?


(Swedish Lapphund photo by Eiwor Rasehorn at http://www.lapphund.se/)

Here I am in profile view, along with a Swedish Lapphund. Can you tell which one is me?

(Swedish Lapphund photo from http://www.lucky-samoyed.ru/lapp_e.php?dog=fir )

Here is another set of pictures. Can you identify me yet?

(Swedish Lapphund photo from http://www.lucky-samoyed.ru/lapp_e.php?dog=fir )

The only difference that we can see is that the Swedish Lapphund has a pink tongue (my girl was told that it is never blue) and I have my blue tongue. I'm also about a half inch taller than the standard for the breed.

(Swedish Lapphund picture from http://personal.inet.fi/yhdistys/lappalaiskoirat/english/swelapphund.html)

So what do you think?

More new toys

The girl bought us more new toys today. This is a very frustrating toy. A yummy bacon treat is on the inside, but it is stuck between hard plastic and not easy to get out. You can only scrape a little off at a time.

I'm giving it my best shot, but it isn't easy to get the yummy filling out.

The girl bought two of these toys. Mine is green. BLU has a blue one.
When I left to get a drink of water, BLU stole mine.

I stole it back. BLECH! Now it tastes like BLU's spit.

I'm very upset that BLU stole my chewie. To get her back, I took both of them. I thought it would be fun to have them all, but they both taste like BLU. BLECH!!!!!

I was pouting because BLU made my toy and my mouth taste bad. The girl felt sorry for me and gave me some people food. She made a very yummy treat - mango sticky rice. She didn't let me have any of the mango, but I did get a little sweet rice soaked in warm coconut milk. Yum yum yum. If I can get more treats like that, I will let BLU lick all of my toys!

Something fishy.....

There's something fishy going on. I know the girl is up to something, but I don't know what. I'm still convinced that Margaret is a pet sitter, but the girl hasn't gone anywhere. In fact, today she didn't even go to work - and she wasn't sick either!

I think she feels bad for ignoring us while she is working. She went shopping today and bought us new stuffie toys! We usually don't get those because we destroy them so fast.

Today she brought home a stuffed octopus and fish. They lasted 10 minutes. Watch the destruction!



First I tear open the octopus.



Then I pull out a lot of the stuffing.


Then Comet finishes it off.


As Comet empties the octopus, I rip the fish wide open.


Comet pulls all the stuffed guts out of the fish.

That was a fun 10 minutes!
BLU

Time with the girl

We got to spend a lot of time with the girl. She didn't go to work on Monday or today. She wasn't too fun on Monday though. She went to the doctor and then spent most of the afternoon sleeping. Comet had to wake her up every couple of hours just to make sure she was ok.

Today she was more fun. She took a couple of naps, but she also played with us a lot. She even took our stuffies out of the closet and let us play with them (we don't get stuffies unsupervised). She also took care of the pigeon. She caught it in the big garbage can, then moved it from our front porch and put it in the back alley. I still think she should have let us get it.

We had a visitor today. Her name is Margaret. She smelled like a bunch of dogs. I think she is a new dogsitter. I think the girl is planning a trip again, so I was a bit nervous today. The girl tried to trick me out of being nervous by feeding me and Comet some beef tonight. Yummmmm.
BLU

MIA

Nope, we didn't disappear off the face of the earth. The girl has just been really lame. She's been working crazy hours again the last few weeks. She wakes up really early and hogs the computer to work for a couple of hours before going in to her office. Then she comes home really late, feeds and plays with us, takes an hour nap, then works for a few more hours before going to sleep. How boring is that!

Meanwhile, we have been very busy. Cowcat (a black and white cat that roams our neighborhood) had kittens who like to hang out in our driveway. We have been very busy watching out the front door to keep the icky kitties away. There's also a mutant pigeon that has decided to hang out and poop on our front porch. We are doing a good job of scaring it away. Sometimes it won't leave, so we have to get the girl. She goes outside to shoot it with the hose to get rid of it and all its poop. We think she should just open the door and let me and BLU chase the kitties and the pigeon.
Comet and BLU

Our Bloggiversary!

One year ago today, we started our blog! It's our bloggiversary!
To celebrate, the girl bought us stuffie toys!




Don't they look like a lot of fun to play with? Here we are attacking our new sheep and cow.

And attacking them some more....

And Comet finally getting some of the stuffing out

Thanks to everyone who has stopped by and read our blog during the last year. We love your comments and making new friends. Hopefully this coming year will be even better than the last.
Comet and BLU

Giant Beetles

Most of the weekend was really boring. The girl worked all day Saturday, and it was too hot outside to run around like maniacs. I thought for sure we wouldn't have anything to post this weekend. Was I wrong! The giant beetles are back!!!
About a year ago, we posted about giant bugs in the back yard.

We made the girl take a video of the giant beetles!



After the girl got a good shot, I had to protect her. I did my manly duty and attacked the beetle. It was yucky tasting.



Even though the girl is safe from one of them, I now have to run outside every 5 minutes to make sure there aren't more of them lurking out there.

Comet

Friday the 13th!

Happy Friday the 13th! Hope a black cat hasn't crossed the paths of our friends (we chased the one that crossed our paths).

Ender gave called us Rockin Guy Bloggers. Thanks Ender! It's great to know that I'm a rockin guy and BLU is ...well... nothing! hehehehe

We are passing this on to our friend Paco and Casper .

Comet

The itchy spot on my tail is finally going away. The bright pink bandage was not as bad as I thought. I really didn't try to lick it all the. The girl still makes me wear it when she is at work or sleeping, but I can take it off when she is home and can watch. I've only tried to chew on the itchy spot twice. She caught me both times.

BLU

Fashion show

Despite what this looks like, I am not wearing my pilgrim bonnet. The girl has put me in the dreaded cone collar!

A mean mosquito bit my tail and the bump itched. So I chewed on it. An then the scab itched. So I chewed some more. And now I have a nasty red hot spot on my tail.

The girl tried to keep me from chewing by using the collar. I hate the collar. I turned it into a deadly weapon and kept ramming it into the girl's legs and arms. hehehehe. She let me take it off.
The girl then decided to bandage my tail so that I couldn't lick it. She didn't have real bandages in the house so she made one with an old sock. She cut the toes off, and slipped it over my tail. As humiliating as it looks, I must say that it is working. I don't want to lick anywhere near the sock. It smells like her stinky feet!
Even though it works, I still don't want to be seen with it, much less get my picture taken.

I'm going to go hide in my favorite spot!

Finally! After making me wear the stupid sock all day yesterday and half of today, the girl finally went to the store and got a proper bandage.

She put stuff on my hot spot so it doesn't itch and wrapped it with a pretty pink bandage.
I still don't like it, but it is much better than the sock or the cone!

Hamburgers

After reading Lorenza's comment about us having to share a hot dog, the girl felt guilty. She thought maybe she should have each given us one. hehehe. Thanks Lorenza!

To make up for it, she gave me a whole hamburger!

Look at the size of this thing? Do you think I can eat it all?

Wait a minute! This isn't even real! It's a squeeky toy! What a rip off!

I was going to try to get the girl to give me a real hamburger, but then she read Joey's blog. It had pictures of real hamburgers. I thought they looked yummy. The girl thought she was going to throw up - especially after looking at the giant burger. So much for getting a real burger. Thanks a lot, Joey.

Recovering from the noise

Yesterday started pretty fun. Because it was a holiday, the girl got to stay home with us. She spent all morning playing with us, then left for a few hours to BBQ with friends. She brought back a hot dog for us. We had to split it, but it was very yummy.

After it got dark out, we didn't like it. There were really loud noises and bright lights flashing in the sky. BLU and I were both really scared. The girl wasn't scared at all and even went outside. She was really nice though. She stood in front of the house where I could see her out the front door. Even though the booms scared me, I felt much safer because I could still see the girl. I was really happy when she came back in the house though. A little later, we heard more booms. These weren't as loud or as close, so they were just a little scary.

The girl had to go back to work today. That was ok. After the loud scary night, I needed to catch up with my sleep in a quiet house!

I hope all our other US doggie friends enjoyed their holiday and weren't too scared by the booms.
Comet

Pizza Party!

I can't believe it. The girl gave me a whole slice of pepperoni pizza. Not just a tiny piece of pepperoni, but an entire slice! And I don't even like the crust. YUM YUM YUM. My girl loves me!
BLU

Not fair. Not fair at all. Spoiled BLU got a whole piece of pizza and I got a spanking and sent to my box for a time out. Not fair at all. The girl is mean and unfair. Next time I'll bite her hand and not the pizza.
Comet

The girl adds - Comet was very naughty. He jumped up and grabbed a piece of pizza out of my hand; he knows better than that. I had to rip the pizza out of his mouth because he didn't drop it on command like he is supposed to do. He got spanked and sent to his crate. I wasn't going to eat that piece after Comet took it, so I gave it to BLU. Since BLU doesn't eat the crust, Comet ended up stealing that from BLU. He got a good swift correction from BLU too! Maybe next time he won't be so naughty.

Hairballs

BLU hopped on the couch with the girl this morning. The girl noticed that BLU's hair was coming out and started plucking her like a chicken. The girl plucked a big ball of hair off of BLU's legs. She then decided to get a brush. BLU ran away, so the girl grabbed me and attacked me with the brush. She was able to brush my back and sides, but I hate having my rear legs or butt brushed. I got growly and she gave up.

Here are the hairballs the girl got off of us. All of BLU's hair is from the girl plucking it out with her hands. At least my ball is from the brush. While the girl was taking pictures, I decided to eat the hairballs. hehehehehe. She didn't like that and tackled me and pulled the hair out of my mouth.

I ran and hid under the covers. The girl can't brush me when the covers are in the way.

Comet

Weekend update

I think I made a mistake waking the girl up early on Friday.
I got my food, but then she got ready for work and left EARLY! What a rip off!
Then she came home from work early. Instead of taking us somewhere fun, she put clothes in her small black box. Not again! What is wrong with that girl?

She didn't leave right away; her friend Crystal came to the house. Crystal came in and played with us for a while, and then she and our girl left together - with the black box.

We like Crystal. She loves to pet us. Her dog Jazz borrowed our blog last November when she was out of town. We just found out that Jazz crossed the rainbow bridge. That was very sad.

At first I thought the girl packed the box for Crystal, but then Liz showed up. The girl really left us again. We had a fun weekend with Liz, and then the girl came home Sunday evening. She brought Crytal with her. Crystal spent the night at our house, but she was boring when she was asleep. That was no fun, and she hogged the couch. BLU was a bit peeved, since that's where she likes to sleep.

Crystal had to go to the airport really early, so the girl got up to see her out, then went back to bed. BLU and I hopped on the girl's bed while she slept for a couple more hours. Usually we only sleep there when she isn't in it - more room for us.

Now everything seems back to normal. The girl put the black box in the closet. We hope it is a long time before she leaves again.
Comet

Wake up!

I was hungry this morning. Really hungry. I guess that means my tummy is settled and I'm ready to eat again. The problem was that there wasn't any food left in my dish.

I had to wake my girl up. I tried poking her. I jumped on the bed. Nothing worked until I made a lot of noise.



This is my favorite way to make noise in the morning. It gets the girl right out of bed.
Now where's my food?
Comet

Watch out Ronaldo!

Here I am practicing my soccer moves and getting a yummy treat. What could be better?



Ronaldo better watch out! I'm going to be an even bigger superstar than him!
BLU

Upset tummy

The girl spread her germs to me! I had a really bad tummy ache all day yesterday, and kept throwing up. The girl wasn't happy to come home from work to see little puddles of puke in the house. Last night I got tired of her chasing me around the house with the cleaner, so I went into my box to sleep. I spent most of the evening in there. It's quiet and BLU can't bother me.
I'm feeling back to my normal self today and the girl is healthy too.
Comet

ps. For those who commented about our last post about painting the house. No, it didn't change color. The girl hired a really bad painting company about a year and a half ago and the paint keeps falling off the outside of the house. They've had to come back and fix it 6 times!

Sick girl and scary men

After the girl's last trip, we wished that she would stay home and spend more time with us. We thought we got our wish on Thursday. She woke up and started making all sorts of interesting noises in the bathroom. She even threw up in the garbage can, which make it really hard for me to keep my nose out of it. It smelled so interesting.

She wasn't very fun though. When she wasn't in the bathroom, she was sleeping. Then, to top it off, some scary men came to our house. They sprayed the outside of the house with the hose, and then they spent the day scraping and scraping. Every time I saw them by the front door or window, I went nuts. After all, I needed to protect my sick girl. The girl didn't like that, so she locked me in the crate. No fair. BLU didn't have to go in the crate.

The girl was still sick on Friday, and the scary men came back. The covered all our windows so we couldn't see outside. I spent most of the morning in the crate. They finished in the afternoon, and the girl let me out of the crate. I don't know what they did, but they left a big pail of paint in the back yard. I peed on it.

The girl is still kind of sick today. At least she is awake for more than 10 minutes at a time and eating something yummier than crackers. Begging for crackers is no fun!
Comet

Another trip for the girl

The girl did it again. Last Wednesday, she pulled the scary black box out of the closet and filled it up. I hate it when she gets out the box. Next time I see this, I think I'm going to rip it to shreds. Maybe that way she will stay home with us.

At least Liz came and stayed with us. We like Liz. We get greenies every night when Liz visits. The girl was gone for a long time. She didn't come home until late Sunday night.

I wasn't happy at all!
Then to top it off, the girl claimed that she ran into my twin while she was out of town.
I think the girl needs to get glasses. I don't see any similarities. Do you?
BLU

I don't know what BLU is complaining about. You should see the picture the girl took of "my twin".

Here I am, enjoying a quick romp in the yard. Notice how handsome I am. Look at how bright and white I am.

Now compare me to this creature. Look at all that gray hair. How could she even think we were similar?

I found out where the girl went and saw these ugly inferior copies of us. She went to a place called Yellowstone.

She didn't have to leave. If I knew she wanted to see Yellowstone, I could have made that happen. Just because I usually make Yellowtrees doesn't mean I couldn't switch. We have plenty of stones in the yard that I could make yellow for her.
Comet

I feel pretty....

I feel pretty,

Oh, so pretty,

I feel pretty and witty and gay,

And I pity

Any girl who isn't me today.

I feel charming,

Oh, so charming

It's alarming how charming I feel!

And so pretty

That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

A Spare Gus

I think most of us know Gus Dagger, but the other day, the girl started talking about how much she loved a spare Gus. We didn't know there was another Gus, much less have A SPARE GUS!

She went on and on about how much she loved spare gus. Then she decided to eat him! YIKES!

She put a Spare Gus in her salad.

She chopped up Spare Gus for ravioli!

She loves Spare Gus so much, she is growing a giant mutant one in the front yard.

Look at how big it is!

The Spare Gus is almost as tall as our house.

At least our fridge will be full for a little while.

Comet

Tag the dog

Wow, there's lots of tagging going on, and we seem to be at the tail end of it. Or maybe it just seems that way because the girl has been hogging the computer and not letting us on.

Hopefully we will catch up on all the tagging. It looks like most of our friends have already been tagged, so just like chain letters, the tag will die with us.

Our friend Girl-girl tagged us with this game.
The game is called ‘Being 2gether – that’s friendship’
Rules for this tag:
1) Picture of you and another dog (or another animal)
2) A funny caption to go with the picture
3) Tag others

Yes, Master. Kill the duck. Kill the duck.

Our friend Casper Tummy Tagged us. BLU is too paranoid to show her belly, but I like to show mine off.

And the final tag comes from Hana. We are supposed to share 7-8 tidbits about us.

1. Comet is obsessed with food. He steals biscuits, he hogs the food dish, he jumps up and down like a pogo stick when the girl is cooking, and is just generally obnoxious around food. He'll eat anything, even if it is too spicy or gross tasting. Unless it is meat, I could care less about food unless I'm really hungry.

2. Comet is a pee monster. He pees on everything. I mean everything. When we go for walks, he leaves a non-stop trail of pee. He even pees in the house (which really pisses the girl off!!) and once he peed on me!

3. Comet is a drama queen. He has little hissy fits if he doesn't get his way. If he gets hurt, he limps around every time the girl looks at him, but has no problem running after birds in the back yard. If the girl gets mad at him, he has this obnoxious cough/gasp for air that makes the girl think he is sick or in pain. News flash....He's faking it!!

4. BLU is a big wuss. If she doesn't want to do something, she collapses on the ground and plays dead. The girl has to pick her up or drag her places when she does that. Talk about drama queen!

5. BLU is a bully. She acts like a big wuss most of the time, and she acts disinterested in food most the time, but she likes to save biscuits and guard them. If she doesn't want to eat them, the least she could do is share. She just likes to tease me all day by dangling an uneaten biscuit in front of me.

6. BLU can be really prissy. After every walk, the first thing she does is run and soak her feet in the water dish. She doesn't even give me first dibs at drinking the water. She just sticks her feet in it. First the front feet, then the back, then the front again. What's that all about?

7. We both turn into maniacs everytime the girl touches the leash. She hates taking us for walks because it practically results in her needing stitches. We jump up and down, clawing at the leashes and attacking the girl. We can't help it. Going for walks is so exciting.

8. When the girl gets home from work, BLU likes to run up and give her a great big kiss on her face. Sometimes BLU bites the girl's nose in the process. What the girl doesn't know, is that BLU is a potty mouth. Seriously. She drinks out of the toilet when the girl isn't home! How gross is that!

My side...

I want you to hear the truth from me, before Drama Queek Comet spins this story.

It started innocently enough. I saved my biscuit from last night again. Every time he came out of the bedroom last night, I would pick up the biscuit and move. That way there was no "miscommunication" about him needing water or to go potty.

This morning when the girl got up, I still had my biscuit. I was watching it from across the room. Comet ran straight for it. I let him know to leave it alone. He did not walk past it. He went straight after it. I had no choice but to try to take it away from him. All he had to do was drop it and walk away and the problem would be solved.

But NO! He held onto it. I growled and tried to grab it. He growled back at me. We both lunged at each other and started fighting. The girl yelled at us to stop and threw a magazine at us. Comet's toenail caught on my collar and broke a little bit as he pulled away.

He ran to the girl for sympathy protection. All she saw was blood. Lots of blood. I swear I didn't hurt him. He did it to himself. If he would have kept his toes to himself, they never would have been near my collar.

Now he's hiding by my girl and she keeps glaring at me like I'm the naughty one! Comet is the naughty one. I lost my biscuit. Where's my sympathy?

Anyway, that's the real story - so don't believe anything Comet might say!
BLU

Please adopt me!

I want to be adopted by a good family. My girl is lame. Just look at this. Today she went to the grocery store on the way home from work. I was all excited to see what kinds of yummy treats she got.

Yum! She got crab meat, apples, some apple sauce, lettuce, carrots, pineapple, and two kinds of cheese. She also got some grapes, but she won't let me eat those. I was drooling just thinking about that crab meat. Maybe she'll turn her back so I can grab it and run! hehehehe

Then I saw Joey's blog. Wow! Look at that fridge! Look at all that food in there. I nearly wet myself I was so excited. So many choices. So many smells! So many wonderful things to taste! I want that fridge!!!!!!

You tell me - after seeing what a fridge could look like, why would I want to stay with my girl and her empty fridge? Maybe Joey's people could teach her how to grocery shop????
Comet

After reading Joey's blog, I think somebody should adopt Comet. Joey described how Tanner chewed his corn into a sharp weapon.

That looks really scary and like it could really hurt!

Then I realized that Comet did the same thing with his T-Rex!

Look at what Comet did! He chewed the head off into a really sharp point! (The blue T-rex is mine, the white one is Comet's.) I think I'm going to have to sleep with one eye open from now on. Thanks for the warning, Joey!
BLU

Setting the record straight

I'm not a bully!
Before the girl went to bed, she gave each of us a biscuit.
Comet gobbled his up right away.
I wasn't hungry and wanted to save mine.

I didn't know he was trying to get outside to pee.
Every time he came out of the girl's bedroom, he eyed my biscuit and licked his lips.
I thought he was going to steal it, so I growled at him.
All he had to do was tell me that he needed to pee (and not look at my biscuit).
If he did that, I would have let him get past me and go outside.
BLU

Bully bully

I woke up last night and really had to pee. I could barely hold it in. I jumped on the girl's bed so she would wake up, and I whined at her. She just rolled over and went back to sleep. I jumped up and whined again. I KNOW she knew that I had to pee, but she just rolled over. I poked my nose in her eye. She grumbled at me to go - that the doggie door was open. I kept whining and whining, and finally she figured it out.

I couldn't get to the doggie door.
BLU was being a bully and wouldn't let me out of the bedroom.
The girl finally got out of bed and made BLU move so I could go out.

FINALLY!
I peed and peed and peed. And it felt so good.
Comet

Where's the beef?

Maybe the girl didn't bring as a present when she got back in town, but we sure got a good treat tonight. The girl cooked meat. Red meat. Beef! She gave us a couple of pieces of raw meat and then some after it was cooked. It was very yummy. This makes up for no presents!

Report Card

Our girl finally got home late on Friday night. We spared the couch, but Comet shredded a few pieces of her mail. It was just the junk mail, and the girl offered him some bills to shred too, but Comet wasn't dumb enough to fall for that. Even though we were thrilled that she came home again, she walked in the house empty handed. Where were our presents? Maybe we should have shredded the couch.

Sandy was ok, but we like Liz better. Liz gives us greenies every night. Sandy didn't give us any greenies - just our biscuits. She left a report card for the girl. This is what she said about us:

Comet and BLU were very fun to be around. They greeted me at the door just waiting for me to come in. They are very jealous of each other when I pet them separately. They are well behaved dogs and very lovable. They took their treats and ate with no problems. Comet peed the first day I arrived but didn't have any problems since.

Jealous? Why would I be jealous of Comet? I think she meant to write that Comet was jealous of ME! I think her comment about Comet peeing in the house solves the mystery of who peed on the bed.

BLU

Serves her right!

Not that we are admitting to peeing on the bed, but the girl deserved it. I can smell a petsitter from a mile away, and I wasn't about to let the girl think that she was tricking us into thinking she was staying. There's no way she could leave if she had to stay home and clean the bed.
BLU

For a change, BLU was actually right. The girl was planning another trip. BLU was wrong about the girl stuffing clothes into the black bag. She was just cleaning out her closet and giving those clothes away. We thought she was going to leave us again. You couldn't believe how happy we were to see her Monday evening. We thought she left in the morning for a long time, but she came back at the end of the day! Yippee!

Of course, she was still cranky with us, because then she had to put the sheets in the machine outside. While the sheets were in the machine, she locked us in the backyard, and closed the door so we couldn't see in the house. We thought she was just taking time to get happy again.

Nope! We think she was sticking clothes into her black box she uses when she goes away. We heard her go out front, but we couldn't see her though the fence. The sneaky girl put the black box in her car! Then she let us back in the house and pretended like everything was ok. We here happy she wasn't mad anymore.

On Tuesday, we were waiting by the front door for her to come home from work. A strange car pulled up. It wasn't the girl. It was Sandy! Bummer! The girl really tricked us this time! Not Fair! Sandy is ok, but we like Liz better.
Comet

ps.... if the girl is reading this, we have a message for you. If you want to see your couch in one piece, you better come home NOW!!!!!!