Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Clip Art Cake?!?!?!

How many things are wrong with this picture?
Can you count them?I can!
  1. The girl forgot my birthday (it was over a week ago!!)
  2. I didn't get a party.
  3. I didn't get any presents.
  4. I didn't get any treats.
  5. I didn't even get a real cake - I got a clip art cake. A clip art cake? Have you ever heard of such a thing!!
  6. To top it off, she doesn't even have the right number of candles on my cake (I'm 6!!)
  7. And then..... I got in trouble for having a tantrum and using HBO words. Know where I learned those words (hint: not from Tanner!)? I learned them from my girl after BLU stuck her tongue up the girl's nose to wake her up! That's where I learned them.

What a rip-off!!

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Wake Up!

My girl hasn't felt very well since she got back from her vacation.
All she does is sleep when she comes home from work. I tried staring at her, but that didn't wake her up.
Then I tried waking her up with my stinky breath.
I thought little kisses would do the trick, but she still sleeps.
Do you think she will wake up if I stick my tongue up her nose?

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Living Room Safari

Most of our friends were right. Our girl didn't enjoy our welcome home birdie at all.

This time, our girl went really far away for her vacation. She went on a safari in Kenya. That sounds like a great place to visit. Kenya give us some food? Kenya give us a treat? Kenya bring us a gift?
And she did! She brought us an elephant.
No, not that one! That was too big to fit in her luggage.

She brought us this one.
We stalked it for a few moments, then BLU went straight for the kill.
The elephant's skin was pretty tough, but not too tough for BLU's powerful jaws.Once BLU got it started, I jumped in and stole it.
Just like a vulture.

And then I picked the last morsels out of the tasty elephant.
We also got a nice juicy zebra as a treat.
I almost thought it was too pretty to eat.
But I quickly changed my mind.


BLU tore right into the zebra.
She ripped off the tail, ripped off the legs, and then ripped the side clean open. I think she learned her technique from this lion.
What better way to digest a big meal of elephants and zebras than to have a big yawn and take a nap.

Hmmm.... is that really a satisfied yawn?
Or is BLU still hungry like this crocodile?

Saturday, September 06, 2008

Welcome Home

The girl abandoned us again.
For two whole weeks!!
(that's why we haven't been able to visit our friends in so long)
She is supposed to come home from her vacation today.
I'll be happy when she walks in the door. I thought I would get her this lovely gift.
Do you think she will like it?

Do you think she will remember to bring me anything?

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Sleeping on the job

Comet thinks his name should be on the security sign, but look at this.He looks pretty comfortable here in front of the door.
He claims he's guarding it from strangers and waiting for our girl.I think he's just napping.
What do you think?