Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Retraction

I, Comet, hereby retract every nice thing I ever said about the girl. She's a mean horrible person and I don't like her one bit.

I spent all day yesterday trying to make the perfect anniversary gift for her. I was going to throw streamers around the house, but she put the toilet paper where I couldn't reach. I really wanted to get her a gift, but when you are limited to the house and yard, it's pretty hard to find something. After hiding out back most the day, I was finally able to catch a nice juicy bird for the girl. That wasn't easy. It's not like I can just run out to Bird-Mart and pick one up! I remembered that she doesn't like it when I bring birds in the house, so I left it in the back yard by the step so she couldn't miss it. Then I waited for her to come home with my present.

And I waited
And waited
And waited.

The girl was at work for 14 hours yesterday! I can't believe she didn't come home early to spend time with me. That's not right. By the time she got home at 10pm, it was too dark to show her my present. And after all the effort that went into getting it. I don't like my girl.

Not only did she come home late and ruin the surprise that I had for her, but she didn't even bring me anything. Nothing. No gift. No present. Not even any special food. What kind of rotten person do I live with?

The only good part of the whole day was when she brought in the mail. There was a special present for me and BLU. Huskee Boy sent us a gift. He and his NICE person were very thoughtful and sent us a couple more door stoppers, so BLU and I won't get locked in rooms anymore. Now we have one for every door, plus one in case we break one. That was so very thoughtful and made my day. I wish my girl was that thoughtful!

9 comments:

Huskee's Maid said...

Hello comet n BLU! Hope u like the door guards! If u need more, don't hesitate to let me know!

Cubby said...

Happy Anniversary!

Zach said...

Hmmm .. maybe next time you could put the bird on the front step ... but .. Happy Anniversay anyway!

Fu Fu said...

oh.. I'm sure your girl loves you still Comet.

~ fufu

hana said...

I think you should go move into Huskee Boy's house!! That'll show your girl!

Joe Stains said...

the NERVE of your lady! the humans are so unappreciative of all that we do for them!!!

Tin Tin Blogdog said...

You know you have to make allowances for the humans.

Nice lookin' bird. You obviously went to a lot of trouble.

Happy anniversary anyway.

Chow for now,

Tin Tin xo

Bogart said...

Happy Anniversary!

Love,
Bogart

Butchy & Snickers said...

Happy Anniversary!!!
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers