Return to Sender

We sent our Christmas cards out last week,
The mail lady put them in her sack.
When she came this afternoon,
She brought one of our cards back.

She wrote upon it:
Return to sender, address unknown.
No such number, no such zone.

Our friends received them,
In Canada, Asia, and UK
But not Joey and Doofus,
Who live just 10 miles away!

We want the girl to take us
to put it right in their paw.
But she doesn't want to seem like a stalker
And get in trouble with the law.

Return to sender, address unknown.
No such number, no such zone.