Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Clip Art Cake?!?!?!

How many things are wrong with this picture?
Can you count them?I can!
  1. The girl forgot my birthday (it was over a week ago!!)
  2. I didn't get a party.
  3. I didn't get any presents.
  4. I didn't get any treats.
  5. I didn't even get a real cake - I got a clip art cake. A clip art cake? Have you ever heard of such a thing!!
  6. To top it off, she doesn't even have the right number of candles on my cake (I'm 6!!)
  7. And then..... I got in trouble for having a tantrum and using HBO words. Know where I learned those words (hint: not from Tanner!)? I learned them from my girl after BLU stuck her tongue up the girl's nose to wake her up! That's where I learned them.

What a rip-off!!

16 comments:

Niamh said...

Clip art! Clip Art Cake!! What are you supposed to do with that-pretend to eat it?? It doesn't even smell good. I think you should throw lots of tantrums and then leave your girl a few more dead birds!

Your friend,
Niamh

Maggie and Mitch said...

This is totally not right, Comet! YOu have several legit complaints here! Is your girl listening? She needs to make it up to you pronto!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Murphey said...

Wow, what the heck are you supposed to do with clip art cake? Our lady forgets our birthday every year, I get so mad at her...

Murph

Cappy the Eskie said...

Hi Comet - I'm glad to see that other people are as indignant about that birthday oversight as I am. Check your pee mail - I sent you a belated birthday card - There's another clip art cake on it, but it looks appetizing.

Hugs, Cappy

Eduardo said...

How are you going to eat clip art cake! That is so horrible that your girl gave you a clip art cake! Happy belated birthday!!!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

The Meezers said...

Happy Belated Barkday (or purrfday) Comet!

Siku Marie, White Dog said...

Clip Art Cake? No presents? I think you should find your girl's credit card and order yourself a proper party and gift!

Belated Happy Birthday! Tonight I will ask for cake to celebrate remotely.

Do you think she might be planning a surprise party but chose another day just to throw you off?

Joe Stains said...

Sounds like you need to start accepting applications for a new Mom!!! HAPPY BIRHTDAY!!!!!!!

Lorenza said...

Happy Birthday Comet!
You need to have a serious talk with your girl!
I hope she does something to correct that!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh no Comet.... I think you should demand a post birthday celebration to make that up

~ Girl girl

CASPER AND PALS said...

hey comet we know just how you feel!!!!!

Our momma doesn't celebrate our birthdays at all!

Not ever!

Not even once!

We think our Momma and your people better get with the program!

-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

Oh-Woo, that is so not right, Comet! Furgetting yur birfday is a crime -

Happy Belated Birfday to You
Happy Belated Birfday to You
Happy Belated Birfday to Comet
Happy Belated Birfday to You!

Be glad we pawed this & didn't woo it to you - we kinda get off key - see we saved yur ears!!!

-da boys, Cosmos & Juneau-

Huskee and Hershey said...

Oh Comet, your cake must be the most special kind of all cos I have never heard of a Clip Art Cake. I hope they are just as tasty as the regular 'boring' cakes.. :)
Hmm.. any chance your girl can make it up to you with a belated celebration?

Isis said...

how horrible! I can't believe thats all you got!

Deefor said...

I don't blame you for being upset. How did that cake taste? Some clip are isn't bad to shred. Happy Barkday.

Deefor

Homer said...

Happy Belated Birthday Comet!

Love,
Homer