At obedience class tonight, we learned a command called "Park it". At first I thought I was going to get a car. Instead, it turns out that it is just a fancy way for my girl to say "time out". I have PLENTY of practice with that command!
Last week, at the end of the class, a man walked into Petsmart with a samoyed. My girl talked to him for a while and people kept asking if I was the samoyed's puppy! Do I look like a puppy?
Tonight when we went to class, I had to to make my usual rounds and pee on all the bushes in the parking lot. I kept lifting my leg and peeing and some guy came up and asked if I was a girl! I don't know what he's used to, but in my world, girls don't lift their legs to pee!
Then, when we were leaving, a group of 4 teenagers were walking past the store. They were dressed pretty tough (gansta clothing). One of them pointed at me and called me a chow. A CHOW?!?!?!?! He told his friends that I (the chow) was going to eat them. The girl decided to be naughty and told them that I was a pomeranian. One said they though a pomeranian is a little dog. She told them I used to be little until she started feeding teenagers to me. My girl can be so dumb sometimes.
Hope everydog and GG is having a great week.
17 hours ago