Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Park it!

At obedience class tonight, we learned a command called "Park it". At first I thought I was going to get a car. Instead, it turns out that it is just a fancy way for my girl to say "time out". I have PLENTY of practice with that command!

Last week, at the end of the class, a man walked into Petsmart with a samoyed. My girl talked to him for a while and people kept asking if I was the samoyed's puppy! Do I look like a puppy?

Tonight when we went to class, I had to to make my usual rounds and pee on all the bushes in the parking lot. I kept lifting my leg and peeing and some guy came up and asked if I was a girl! I don't know what he's used to, but in my world, girls don't lift their legs to pee!

Then, when we were leaving, a group of 4 teenagers were walking past the store. They were dressed pretty tough (gansta clothing). One of them pointed at me and called me a chow. A CHOW?!?!?!?! He told his friends that I (the chow) was going to eat them. The girl decided to be naughty and told them that I was a pomeranian. One said they though a pomeranian is a little dog. She told them I used to be little until she started feeding teenagers to me. My girl can be so dumb sometimes.

Hope everydog and GG is having a great week.
Comet

16 comments:

Huskee Boy said...

Your girl is so brave to tell that to those gangsters!! (anyway I am sure she felt safe cos you were there to paw-tect her)

Maggie & Mitch said...

Good one for your girl! She's quick! A Chow? A Pom? What an insult!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Pippa said...

How clever of your girl, hehe.

Sometimes people think I am a wolf so master gets very cross with them.

Pippa

Amber-Mae said...

Hmm, why soo many people making fun of you? They all really don't know your breed huh?

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Lorenza said...

A girl? A chow? A pom? Those are lots of wrong questions! I like what she told to them!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Pacco de Mongrel said...

u mean 'park it' means 'have some rest'??

i would love that command...

Pacco de Mongrel said...

btw.. i know a fren of mine who is a girl and she pee with her leg lifted...LoL

Joe Stains said...

you certainly do NOT look like a puppy! People sure don't know squat about dogs. People ask if we are pugs or sometimes even pit bulls!

Amber said...

LOL, there some dumb hoomans out there. There're people said I look like a cat.
happy easter

Niamh said...

Isn't it annoying when people don't know what kind of beautiful dog you are? I've had people ask if I was a flat-coated retriever! Someone once asked if my sister was a cross between a Rottweiller and a Cocker Spaniel!!

Your friend,
Niamh

Sparky said...

Ha! That last part got me laughing! Man, your girl to quick! Too funny.

Sparky

Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

hehehe! Your girl is funny. And a Chow and Pom? PLEASE! Those people need to go to dog school 101 and gain some knowledge.
hugs,
Sitka

Hana said...

Well, sounds like you had quite an interesting week full of interesting comments.

Hana said...

Comet, maybe you should get your own business cards. When people make stupid comments to you, just hand them a business card to educate the stupid people.

Cubby said...

A baby and a girl?!?!?! Where are you finding all the dumb people?

Peanut said...

Oh my mom laughed and laughed at what your girl told those kids.