Saturday, December 29, 2007

Christmas poop

I have such exciting news that I've wanted to share for two days! The most amazing thing happened! I made Christmas poop! How cool is that!

The mean girl refused to take a picture of it and said I couldn't blog about it (she's in the shower right now - try to stop me!!!). Since the buttons on the camera are too small for me to use, I'll just have to describe it. My poop was bright green with little red bits in it.

I think the green came from the trees on the lollipops I ate. I stole BLU's and ate them both, so I got extra color. Each poop came out hot, steamy, and completely green.
Then, to make my poop extra special, I got little red bits from PowderPuff and Ivy's card. When the girl wasn't looking, I grabbed the card and took a little taste.
Oops, I hear the shower turn off. Gotta Go. Sorry I don't have a picture of it.
Comet

19 comments:

Peanut said...

What no picture? How awful of that girl to not let you take a picture. Great description though

Lorenza said...

You are enjoying so much these holidays that even your poop is christmassy?? That is cool!
Have a nice day
Lorenza

Molly the Airedale said...

Bummer! We wanted to see a picture! We've never had festive poop before!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Par said...

poop :P

Hana said...

Cool!!!! You are definitely in the howliday spirit!

Joe Stains said...

That is a stain to be QUITE proud of my friend!!! BRAVO!

Urban Smoothie Read said...

oh...tat's a news...we really wanna c d christmas poop...

can u poop it again...n make sure d camera is around

the Corgi Girls said...

NEW YEARS EVE PARTY AT THE CORGI LOUNGE!

Come on, come all...

To the Corgi Lounge New Year's Eve into the New Year!

(sleepovers welcome)

Anonymous said...

How talented are you - I don't think I've ever heard of Christmas poop before!

River

Amber-Mae said...

Aww, I'd love to see what your poop looked like! Can't you dig the rubbish bin & find it? I'm sure is in one of the plastic bags.

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

A&S said...

wowie! that sounds amazing! like a work of art!

Bruce the Bird Dog said...

I loved your card too!! It was the first one we got. That's pretty exciting about your poo, Santa Paws would be proud.

the many Bs said...

wow! christmas poop! we can almost smell it from here. we sure would like to see a picture of that. it sounds sooooo cooool. you're amazing.

woofers.

Amber said...

Ohhh, Christmas poop! Interesting!! Glad you received my card! :D

Boo Boo said...

A chirstmas poop ? hehehe .... any new year poop ? :P

Happy 2008 to you :)

May you have lots of treats, toys, fun and love in 2008

Luckie Girl said...

Damn, I'd have wanted to see some green + red poop! PS : It's ok..have u decided how your new year's day poop is going to be?Happy New Year!! :)

Kirby said...

He he he! You made Christmas poop! I guess mine was more St. Patricks Day poop, all green. Should have eaten a red card like you, and I would have been even more festive!

Happy New Year!

Your pal,
Kirby

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Haa xmas poop. That must be so interesting!

~ Girl girl

Anonymous said...

HA ROOO! Green and Red Poop just in time for Christmas!!!

Hugs,.
Sitka