I have such exciting news that I've wanted to share for two days! The most amazing thing happened! I made Christmas poop! How cool is that!
The mean girl refused to take a picture of it and said I couldn't blog about it (she's in the shower right now - try to stop me!!!). Since the buttons on the camera are too small for me to use, I'll just have to describe it. My poop was bright green with little red bits in it.
I think the green came from the trees on the lollipops I ate. I stole BLU's and ate them both, so I got extra color. Each poop came out hot, steamy, and completely green.
Then, to make my poop extra special, I got little red bits from PowderPuff and Ivy's card. When the girl wasn't looking, I grabbed the card and took a little taste.
Oops, I hear the shower turn off. Gotta Go. Sorry I don't have a picture of it.
10 hours ago