Every Saturday morning our girl gets up early and leaves the house. She comes home about an hour later with one or two big bags of stuff.
We wonder what she brought home this time.
WOW! Look at all these yummy things.
Wait.... she has cheese, beef, and salmon, and she is offering me a carrot. A CARROT? You gotta be kidding me. I'm holding out for something better.
I'm not picky. I'll take the carrot.
8 hours ago