I've had a big ugly scab on my butt ever since, and the girl became obsessed with checking it (she wanted to make sure that I wasn't walking around with a glob of poop on my butt).
Today the scab fell off! I'm so happy! Now the girl won't keep looking at my butt. My hair is growing back, but it still looks pretty weird right now.
OK, that's enough embarrassing butt pictures for the day. Either give me a treat or put away the camera!
Oh, and we have solved the mystery of the toys. The girl bought those toys to give to dogs at the AZ Humane Society, so she isn't a complete grinch. It doesn't explain why she is such a grinch with us though. We've been good all year, right?