Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Crime and Punishment

Our girl committed a horrible crime. She spent way too much time looking for bricks, going out of town, and doing homework for a class she is in that she neglected our blog and our friends. She should be punished! I know just how to do it. I will shred the notes for her homework.
Hmmm..... I think this is the start of her punishment.

I just feel like I should do more. Destroy more. Punish her more.
Goodie goodie BLU shoes disagrees with me.
She's just happy our girl remembered to feed us!
Phooey to that! Let that be a warning. Next time we get neglected, something else gets it!

20 comments:

Shmoo said...

You should definitely poop in her shoe

Meeshka

Lorenza said...

Hi, Comet and Blue!
Your Girl deserves a punishment!
Hmmmm.... but for now... I am happy to see you two again!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

the Corgi Girls said...

BOL, you show her!

;o)

Eduardo said...

Wow, I think you really showed her whats what!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

Furkidsmom said...

We find that hacking up a hairball in strategic places works well.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

You shuld give yur mommy the cold shoulder! Don't do anything too drastic cuz you wuld git in too much trouble.

-da boyz, Cosmos & Juneau-

Lacy said...

w00f's Pups, hmmm dont u think shredding her homework mite backfire on ya...she mite spend more time away...me agrees wiff Meeshka, poop in her shoes..

b safe,
~rocky~

Bae Bae said...

Yeah you should do more there Comet

~ Bae

Niamh said...

I am sure that you will think of some more ways to make her pay. Did she ever find some nice bricks or is she going to be neglecting you again to go shopping?

Your friend,
Niamh

Deetz said...

Sharkie here
Toilet paper shredding is the best. I destroyed two rolls in the middle of the night, while everyone slept....They all woke up to toilet paper snow.....
Try that one, that will get there attention in a hurry....
Sharkie & Deetzy

Maggie and Mitch said...

We definitely feel that more punishment is in order here too! Don't make it too harsh or she'll be taking even more time off to repair your damage!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Charlie said...

Hide her favorite stuff and don't show it to her until she promises to blog more often.

Charlie

Amber-Mae said...

Maybe pee on that rug...

Butt sniffs,
Solid Gold Dancer

Siku Marie, White Dog said...

I am glad to see you back having adventures! When my mom needs to be punished I, too, resort to chewing up her important papers. She will get the point...and hopefully will refocus her attentions on you guys!

Kodak the Eskie said...

Way to go! Show her who is boss. YOu might even want to start on the furniture!! Just a suggestion.

Hugs, Kodak

Joe Stains said...

Omdog you should probably make a giant STAIN! do it do it!!

Teddy Bear said...

OMG. How could she forget to feed you? I hope you guys weren't starving? How did Owner Girl react to the pile of paper you destroyed?

Love,
Teddy Bear

Rambo said...

A pile of paper won't do it. I wouldn't give her any more kisses until she starts paying more attention. Shame on your girl.
Rambo

Isis said...

Oh no! the homework! well i agree. I'd do the same thing as you comet.

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Paper shredding ya that is the ticket...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie