Spitzwits Security Company

What's wrong with this picture?Look at the name on the sign.

Who is this ADT?

Why do they get credit for guarding our house?

We do all the work!

I think this would be a much better sign!

Speak for yourself!
I think it should say this!
Now excuse me while I monitor the perimeter of the property!

I buried something.

Can you tell what it is?

Does this help?

Just try to leave the house now!

Ha ha ha....that's what you get when you try to abandon me!

Guess what I did

Finding the perfect spot

This isn't quite it
Getting closer
Perfect!

Fast Food Feast

We love to eat yummy fast food.

I'm licking my lips just thinking about it. Look at the deeelicious lunch our girl brought us.

A basket of fried chicken, and a bone-burger.

Thanks for the chicken! It looks so tasty.
mmmmmmmmm.....delicious!
I need sharp teeth to bite into this bone-burger.
Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about....
I'm really ripping into it now.

Hey Comet, yours looks pretty good too.

Let's share.

I'll give you my burger if I can try your chicken.

Let me take a nice big taste.

BURP! This chicken is really tasty!

This bone burger is good too.
I want to be sure to lick it all up.
I'm stuffed. Time for a nap.

Trying to get to China

I heard that if you dig a hole deep enough, you will reach China. Since the Olympics are there, I thought it would be interesting to visit. So, I started digging in the hallway.

I barely got an inch down, when my really really really MAD girl made me stop. She muttered something about digging myself straight into a 6 foot deep hole.

I was very confused, because I think I would need to dig deeper than 6 feet to reach China. Can any of my friends explain what my girl means?

Tortured!

What are the most annoying things your people do?

#3 -
When I sleep on the couch, my girl uses me as a pillow.

#2 -
She picks at me like a monkey and pulls my fur out with her hands, instead of using a brush.

#1 -
And the most annoying thing in the world.....

she smashes her face against the top of my head and then smells me!!

and claims I smell like berries!

{BLU does!!!... but in just one tiny spot on the top of her head}

Lightning Strike!

The pigeon wasn't the only thing hit by the lightning.

Look at this!

The lightning hit the tree in our back yard.

You can see where it burned the branch!

And then the branch fell on our back porch.
Our girl chopped off the big broken branch.

You can see more burn marks on the tree.

Next time there is lightning, we are going to hide under the bed!

We don't want to get burned like the tree and the pigeon!

This is what our back porch looked like after the girl chopped down the broken branch.

And here's the branch piled up in our back yard.
I'm checking to see if the branches would be fun to climb.

Maybe I can see over the fence....

or even take myself on walks through the neighborhood.What kind of branches are these?

They are not fun to climb on at all!

Look at the sharp thorns they have!
I even poked my nose sniffing them.
I guess I won't climb them afterall!

Struck by lightning!

No, we weren't struck by lightning, but something was last night! We had a really bad storm with lots of thunder, lighting, wind, and rain. Our electricity turned off, then on, then off, then on, then off again. It was really really scary! REALLY SCARY!
BLU and I were pacing and hiding, and the girl thought we were being silly for being afraid. That was until a big lighting bolt went KABOOM and hit a pigeon and knocked it right out of the air! And it CRASHED right in front of our house! Who was the silly one now? After that, the girl was scared of the storm too!

Here's the roasted pigeon. We wanted to taste it, but our mean girl wouldn't let us.

ps. BLU's claims she wasn't trying to be 80's cool with her pink leg band - our girl put it on her to cover a hot spot so BLU didn't lick it.

80s Fashion Faux Pas?

Do you like my leg scarf ala Chachi and Punky Brewster ?

Our girl is back.....

and we are so happy! I wonder what kind of present she brought us.
Hopefully it will be something yummy.
Hmmphf! All I see in here is dirty laundry!
BLU, we were ripped off again! There are no pressies!
Somebody's gonna pay for this!
I think I will leave a little pressie of my own for the girl.
Let that be a warning to you.
If you ever leave again you better bring us something good!